What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:27
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dead at 53 after swallowing bee during polo match - Page Six
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.